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24 June 2009 @ 10:57 am
Ok, I am in Israel during some weird demonstration/parade by this religious figure. My cell phone rings and it's my mother. I tried not to tell her I was in Israel, but had to tell her. Later I am eating at a small restaurant/stall in a bazaar. It had one table and the meal was going to be hugely expensive because this place is so exclusive. Then all of a sudden our dinner, a lamb, runs away. I chase it down an alley to a raised stage area at the end of the alley. The lamb starts to hump my leg. All of a sudden the religious figure, who looks like a swarthy Dr. Suresh from Heroes, grabs the lamb from me. He is standing there in his underwear lusting after my lamb, making sexual thrusting motions at the poor lamb. I go to get up on the stage and get back my dinner, but one of his lackeys grabs the back of my head and kneels me down saying something that it is an honor to be in this guys presence....